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| Blue Teeth |
Take that Bluetooth earpiece out of your ear right now! Unless you are actually on a call, or opening a subspace channel to Starfleet, take it out. I'm not kidding Uhura! Do it. Now. Or, I'm gonna come over there, and knock it out of your ear myself by smacking you so hard in the head, it will go flying across the room. The earpiece, that is. Not your head. On second thought, your head. | ||||||||||
| Gimme a Signal |
Use your turn signals! The damn switch is right next to the steering wheel. Take the 10th of a second to reach your finger over and expend the nano-newton of energy necessary, so that I know what you are going to do in front of me. Otherwise, I will hit your car with my car. Not just because you changed lanes six inches in front of me at a red light with no warning. It's because you're a lazy, inconsiderate idiot driving a much nicer car than me! | ||||||||||
| Checks and Grievances |
Stop paying for your groceries with a check! I'm tired of waiting behind you while you fumble around with your checkbook. Every bank issues ATM cards, and every supermarket accepts them. You're not fooling anybody! You don't have the money to pay for your groceries right now. Look... It's 2010. Paying for stuff with a check is like paying with livestock. You might as well be handing the cashier a goat. (Except that you won't have any goats until payday, I know.) |
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